JOKES -- crazy husband

A guy is walking on the beach
when he comes upon a golden
lantern half buried in the sand.
He picks it up and rubs it to get
the sand off and a Genie
appears and says: "Master I am
your Genie and I am here to
grant you three wishes, but I
must tell you, whatever you wish
for your wife will be given twice
as much." So the guy thinks a
second and says "What the
heck, OK, go ahead and grant
my three wishes." The Genie
says: "Your first wish Master?"
The guy says: "I want a mansion
built on that hill." The Genie
says: "Yes Master, and your wife
will get two mansions." The guy
says: "Ahhh, ok go ahead."
Then Bam! That's done, he gets
one mansion, she gets two. The
Genie says "Your second wish
Master?" and the guy says "I
want $100,000,000 in the bank."
The Genie responds saying: "Ok
and your wife will get
$200,000,000." The guy agrees
and Bam! That's done! The
Genie then says: "Master, Your
third wish?" and the guy says: "I
want you to beat me half to
death!"